I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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