On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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