your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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