no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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