you guys were way drunker than both of me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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