Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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