So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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