Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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