the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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