He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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