Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Come see our sink grown plant.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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