A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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