Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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