Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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