its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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