she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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