Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
where are my eyebrows?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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