butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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