hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
