I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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