Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this