You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize