Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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