P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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