Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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