its not stalking. its research.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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