I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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