I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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