Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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