What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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