and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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