I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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