i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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