another moral hangover. fuck.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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