My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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