Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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