We won't sleep together?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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