Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
There's always time for handjobs
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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