Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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