She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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