I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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