sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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