O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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