Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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