she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
a search helicopter?!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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