I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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