it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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