the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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