Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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