So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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