Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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