Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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