if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
