There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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