My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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