does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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